ray

[bakaomi]

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[bakaomi]

[ there's a pause, like he actually has to stop and think about this. ]

It just was?

[ he somehow sounds both confident in his answer and also not. ]

[selfimmolates]

... I think you might want to get your head checked. We have a doctor around here, right?

[bakaomi]

That Jude guy.

[ well

it said he has medical knowledge, so takaomi assumes that means he knows how to also use it. ]

[selfimmolates]

Yup, him. I'm sure he'd be happy to consult you on your... urges.

[bakaomi]

Oi. You really didn't have to word it like that.

[selfimmolates]

Oh? How should I have worded it?

[bakaomi]

For someone who is supposedly smart you sure like to play dumb.

[selfimmolates]

I'm five, remember?

[bakaomi]

And getting more annoyingly younger by the day.

[selfimmolates]

Meanwhile, I guess you're at the age where you can't help your urges.

[bakaomi]

[ skgjdskgjds ]

Hey, I have an idea. Maybe if I throw you into the pool the feathers will fall off?

[selfimmolates]

[ :/ ]

Too late, already tried that. Also, I don't think you want to be seen trying to drown a kid.

[bakaomi]

It's teaching you how to swim.

[selfimmolates]

I don't need you for that.

[bakaomi]

[ wait ]

... can you really not swim?

[selfimmolates]

Never been near a body of water large enough to.

[bakaomi]

You should probably change that.

[ like... if people might attempt murder here, that seems like an easy way to take ray out. ]

[selfimmolates]

It doesn't seem too difficult. I doubt I'd drown just because you tried to kill me via throwing me into the pool.

[bakaomi]

Still, someone with more experience will probably be a stronger swimmer. And wouldn't you want to figure that out before someone tries to drown you instead of on the spot?

[selfimmolates]

You make it sound like I'm going to race a killer in the pool. If someone really wanted to drown me, then they could just hold me underwater and it wouldn't matter if I could swim or not.

But if you're really that concerned, I'll teach myself. There, problem solved.

[bakaomi]

I wasn't concerned.

[ he says, concerningly, ]

But there are a lot of ways to drown someone, especially in the heat of the moment. So just because one way seems the most logical doesn't mean that's how it's going to go.

[selfimmolates]

You're sure talking a lot about this for someone who isn't concerned. Anyway, I just said that I'll teach myself, so isn't the issue resolved?

[bakaomi]

It is.

But my point's still valid. Just because you think one way is how it'll go, doesn't mean that's what will happen.

[selfimmolates]

I'm well aware, thanks. I'm pretty used to fending for my life?

[do you think he carries around a gun (and bow now) for fun,]

[bakaomi]

[ he just shrugs, since ray was the one pointing out how someone would most likely attempt to drown him. ]

Whatever.