sasuke

[bakaomi]

meme will go here when i havent woken up ten mins ago

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[bakaomi]

I saw Disorder in the courtyard obviously, but...

Did the shitty rabbit tell you that she went to him?

[moralmyopia]

[ugh.... UGH.....]

Yeah. [His lips thin into a line.] She made him a deal.

[bakaomi]

[ .... ]

Which was...?

[moralmyopia]

[Sasuke has the weirdest look on his face. The WEIRDEST look. He doesn't say anything.]

[bakaomi]

Which was.

[ SASUKE. ]

[moralmyopia]

I've been blackmailed into going on a date with him.

[kill him]

[bakaomi]

Congratulations on your new relationship. I didn't know you felt that way about each other.

[moralmyopia]

[HE LOOKS SUPER OFFENDED.]

I don't date boys! He's doing it for their damn favors, and I'm going to kill him when this is over.

[bakaomi]

[ can't believe sasuke doesn't know he's gay yet ]

Tch... good luck with that. I've heard him talk about that kind of crap enough at school to know he's the overly romantic type.

[moralmyopia]

[look

just shut up you nickelodeon splat looking motherfucker]

You're not helping. It has to be me specifically because of her. How do I get him to leave me alone?

[bakaomi]

... I think you're going to have to go through with it. At least this kind of revenge doesn't end with you dead.

[ ... ]

Senri might die though...

[moralmyopia]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[He doesn'T SOUND WORRIED HE JUST DOESN'T WANT BLOOD ON HIS HANDS]

[bakaomi]

Not literally.

[ senri is too high maintenance and is going to die on the worst date ever it's fine ]

It's not like anyone has to see you guys, right? As long as he keeps his mouth shut you can pretend like nothing happened.

[moralmyopia]

I don't trust him to keep his mouth shut. He'll know, she'll know, and Sincerity will know.

[SOMEONE KILL HIM PLEASE]

I am only doing this for the gods' favors. Otherwise, I would kill him.

[bakaomi]

You don't have to convince me.

[ as if sasuke would tell this to him at all if he genuinely wanted the date ]

Ambition and Cunning will probably want something too.

[moralmyopia]

He's already tried to make me give them an apology. I'm not giving them anything period. Not even that.

[bakaomi]

I mean, they might try to involve you in favors too.

[moralmyopia]

That won't be anything they haven't already tried.

[bakaomi]

Have you spoken to either of them before this?

[moralmyopia]

I've spoken to Disorder to see what world she wanted to create.

[bakaomi]

What did she tell you?

[ to make sure they got told the same thing... ]

[moralmyopia]

She has an intense dislike for Sincerity. She wanted me to help her get rid of Sincerity first before any of the other gods.

[This is... so... Regina...]

She claims she wants a world without continuous structure. Things staying the same bore her. She also says Sincerity isn't telling the whole truth about the world they want to create.

You know the dumbass is standing with Sincerity even when I told him this, right?

[bakaomi]

I think all of them are probably keeping stuff to themselves. It's why comparing notes is so important.

[ since different things will appeal to different people. ]

... the rabbit's very trusting.

[moralmyopia]

Unfortunately.

[And maybe not even trusting so much as trying to play the gods by being a sycophant. Sasuke haTES IT.]

I agree. They can lie, too. I'm not surprised. I'm use to leaders having their own agenda, using villagers for their own gain, their own wars.

We're all spread thin trying to help one god win. We're not working together to stop their game.

[bakaomi]

I think part of it is that people aren't really going out of their way to talk to gods who aren't their own. If they have no idea what the other ones are like, then nothing really happens.