bakaomi | majima

Not my fault he latched onto both of ya the way he did.

I sincerely hope that he does not latch onto him the same way as me.

I dunno, the three of ya make it kinda hard to tell sometimes.

[ JOKING BUT ALSO SERIOUS, HE DOESN'T KNOW, ]

Gross.

Ask literally anyone an' I can almost guarantee ya they'll say the same thing.

It's not my fault you're all goddamn crazy!

Crazy's a pretty subjective word, ain't it?

Not in this specific context.