majima

[bakaomi]

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week 5, tuesday

[bakaomi]

[ hello taka is here now ]

Hey, old man.

[haw]

[ he's so tired leave him alone ]

Ya know, I ain't gonna argue with ya this time. I feel like I aged ten years after this damn weekend.

[bakaomi]

Yeah, you were kind of fucked up. Newt's an idiot but he knew what he was doing there.

[haw]

Well, he also fessed up to killin' at least three people, includin' a god, so is his judgment really to be trusted?

[bakaomi]

That's why he's an idiot.

He just an idiot who chose the best people to cause a distraction.

[haw]

. . .

[ he just runs a hand through his hair ]

So what, did ya come find me just to remind me how much I ate shit over the past couple'a days?

[ he honestly wouldn't be surprised if taka just went "yea" ]

[bakaomi]

Yeah.

[ lmao

but then he looks away. ]

I haven't asked him about it yet.

[haw]

I mean, he got cursed as fuck last week. I can't exactly blame ya.

[bakaomi]

You made up, right?

[haw]

First thing I did Monday mornin'.

[bakaomi]

... I know you were cursed or whatever, but you really pissed me off.

[haw]

How shitty do ya think I felt when it ended an' I realized what I said to him?

[bakaomi]

You should try not to make yourself such an easy target.

[haw]

Hey, I was doin' pretty fuckin' well for myself until that whole shitshow happened.

[bakaomi]

I mean, why do you think he went after you in particular?

[haw]

. . . An' so how do ya think I should combat that?

[ cuz he's just saying majima is naturally easily bullied, which isn't wrong, ]

[bakaomi]

I dunno. Be useful?

[haw]

Screw you, I've done my fair share over the past couple weeks.

[bakaomi]

But is it easy to tell? Or do people just assume you're an idiot?

[haw]

I know ya might find this hard to believe, but playin' up the dumb shit has actually been workin' in my favor, more often than not.

[ he. he's being honest. ]

[bakaomi]

[ he tilts his head ]

So you're saying you're not a moron?

[haw]

Ya really think someone like me would be able to get this far in life by sheer dumb luck?

[ yea, actually, ]

Adaptin' to the situation is a talent not a lotta people can pick up.

[bakaomi]

You're underestimating the power of dumbasses.

[ taka knows some real dumb fucks out there who are doing quite well for themselves ]

Do you run into the problem of people not telling you shit then?

[haw]

[ that's so fuckin fair and valid ]

On the contrary, people dump shit on me all the time 'cause they think I don't know what to do with it.

[bakaomi]

Does Senri know?