bakaomi | majima

Ya don't need to.

[ press + you player 1 fuck ]

[ be patient bitch this is why bayonetta is never gonna step on you ]

Tch.

[ that's fine he's already got the lohl (love of his life) ]

All right, calm down, shitlord.

What am I even calming down for?

The "tch" thing. Yer soundin' like Uchiha.

...

Never say that again. Gross.

What? He does it all the time.

I don't want to be told I sound like him.

Uh, then don't do it?

[ they're at character select now because i said so and also this is his preferred bayo costume thanks ]

[ he chooses zelda. :/ ]

I say it all the time, I'm not changing my whole speech pattern for some constipated ninja.

[ ... ok that gets a genuine chuckle out of him. they should've just shat on sasuke from the beginning??

also as soon as the match starts he just starts spamming taunts ]

[ ............

he watches for 0.5 seconds before having zelda slam into bayo because fuck you ]

[ I HATE THIS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BAYO WHY DIDN'T I HAVE HIM CHOOSE SHEIK

enjoy a lot of demon limbs ig ]

[ BITCH I LITERALLY ONLY PLAY KIRBY I DON'T KNOW SHIT EITHER

look ]

[ this kills me because i actually am a zelda main

wow i can't believe there's existing footage of the exact match they're having right now ]

[ yea wow crazy how that works out ]

...

Hah! Who's makin' fun of who for suckin' at games now, huh? Ya shoulda been beggin' for mercy!

Round two.

[ HE'S SWITCHING

to pikachu ]

Oh, shit, how did I not notice my man Sonic? Lil' dude's lookin' good in 3D!

[ UNO CHARACTER ANCIENT ENOUGH THAT HE RECOGNIZES... i could've picked the marios but i'm legally required to acknowledge fellow segas

anyway the internet is a wonderful resource

the only thing different is that he absolutely spams YOU'RE TOO SLOW taunt here too ]

Edited 2019-04-06 15:24 (UTC)

What was it that you said about begging for mercy?

[ bitch :) ]

How dare ya disrespect the quickest hedgehog around, bitch.

[ back at character select, he's flipping between this and the orange version trying to figure out which zero suit costume is better ]

Edited (important distinction) 2019-04-06 15:43 (UTC)

He disrespected himself by sucking.

[ ... ]

Stop ogling Samus.

I ain't oglin', I'm tryin' to decide which color suits her more aesthetically. I gotta make sure my girls always look their best.

...

Is this a joke?

It ain't a joke, it's my job. Believe it or not, the Club Sunshine girls trust me with managin' their wardrobes, an' our business numbers don't lie! What, ya thought the tux was just for show?

[ he ends up going with blue tho ]

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