majima

[bakaomi]

:/

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[bakaomi]

You're underestimating the power of dumbasses.

[ taka knows some real dumb fucks out there who are doing quite well for themselves ]

Do you run into the problem of people not telling you shit then?

[haw]

[ that's so fuckin fair and valid ]

On the contrary, people dump shit on me all the time 'cause they think I don't know what to do with it.

[bakaomi]

Does Senri know?

[haw]

'Course.

[ . . . he hasn't explicitly said it to senri the same way he did to taka, but they have an unspoken understanding of each other. ]

[bakaomi]

Hm.

[ it's hard to read the expression on his face, but he eventually just sighs. ]

Whatever, I guess.

[haw]

Wow, not a whole lotta bite for all the barkin' you're doin'.

[ leave him alone wtf ]

[bakaomi]

I don't like fake people.

But you're friends with Senri, so I'm going to have to keep seeing your face.

[haw]

[ is no one gonna say it ]

It goes both ways, Eggplant-kun.

[bakaomi]

You really need to try harder with those insults.

[haw]

They ain't insults, they're just whatever comes to my mind at the moment.

[bakaomi]

That doesn't make them not insults.

[ ugh ]

Look, I understand that you don't give a fuck on whether I live or die, but I know you're invested in Senri's wellbeing. So I just wanted to make sure people he considers an ally aren't going to fuck him over by being dumb.

[haw]

[ beat ]

Actually, I give a lotta fucks about you livin', so maybe yer the dumb one here.

[bakaomi]

[ he frowns ]

Not wanting Senri to get upset doesn't count.

[haw]

Yer important to him, so yer important to me, even if I don't like ya. Same for the other emo fuck.

[bakaomi]

Don't ever compare me to Sasuke ever again.

[haw]

Not my fault he latched onto both of ya the way he did.

[bakaomi]

I sincerely hope that he does not latch onto him the same way as me.

[haw]

I dunno, the three of ya make it kinda hard to tell sometimes.

[ JOKING BUT ALSO SERIOUS, HE DOESN'T KNOW, ]

[bakaomi]

Gross.

[haw]

Ask literally anyone an' I can almost guarantee ya they'll say the same thing.

[bakaomi]

It's not my fault you're all goddamn crazy!

[haw]

Crazy's a pretty subjective word, ain't it?

[bakaomi]

Not in this specific context.