majima

[bakaomi]

:/

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[bakaomi]

You should try not to make yourself such an easy target.

[haw]

Hey, I was doin' pretty fuckin' well for myself until that whole shitshow happened.

[bakaomi]

I mean, why do you think he went after you in particular?

[haw]

. . . An' so how do ya think I should combat that?

[ cuz he's just saying majima is naturally easily bullied, which isn't wrong, ]

[bakaomi]

I dunno. Be useful?

[haw]

Screw you, I've done my fair share over the past couple weeks.

[bakaomi]

But is it easy to tell? Or do people just assume you're an idiot?

[haw]

I know ya might find this hard to believe, but playin' up the dumb shit has actually been workin' in my favor, more often than not.

[ he. he's being honest. ]

[bakaomi]

[ he tilts his head ]

So you're saying you're not a moron?

[haw]

Ya really think someone like me would be able to get this far in life by sheer dumb luck?

[ yea, actually, ]

Adaptin' to the situation is a talent not a lotta people can pick up.

[bakaomi]

You're underestimating the power of dumbasses.

[ taka knows some real dumb fucks out there who are doing quite well for themselves ]

Do you run into the problem of people not telling you shit then?

[haw]

[ that's so fuckin fair and valid ]

On the contrary, people dump shit on me all the time 'cause they think I don't know what to do with it.

[bakaomi]

Does Senri know?

[haw]

'Course.

[ . . . he hasn't explicitly said it to senri the same way he did to taka, but they have an unspoken understanding of each other. ]

[bakaomi]

Hm.

[ it's hard to read the expression on his face, but he eventually just sighs. ]

Whatever, I guess.

[haw]

Wow, not a whole lotta bite for all the barkin' you're doin'.

[ leave him alone wtf ]

[bakaomi]

I don't like fake people.

But you're friends with Senri, so I'm going to have to keep seeing your face.

[haw]

[ is no one gonna say it ]

It goes both ways, Eggplant-kun.

[bakaomi]

You really need to try harder with those insults.

[haw]

They ain't insults, they're just whatever comes to my mind at the moment.

[bakaomi]

That doesn't make them not insults.

[ ugh ]

Look, I understand that you don't give a fuck on whether I live or die, but I know you're invested in Senri's wellbeing. So I just wanted to make sure people he considers an ally aren't going to fuck him over by being dumb.

[haw]

[ beat ]

Actually, I give a lotta fucks about you livin', so maybe yer the dumb one here.

[bakaomi]

[ he frowns ]

Not wanting Senri to get upset doesn't count.

[haw]

Yer important to him, so yer important to me, even if I don't like ya. Same for the other emo fuck.

[bakaomi]

Don't ever compare me to Sasuke ever again.