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[bakaomi]

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[bakaomi]

Just be more careful about who you touch, brat.

[ TAKA TOUCHED HIM...... ]

[selfimmolates]

—You were the one who touched me!

[bakaomi]

That's not the point.

[selfimmolates]

[he points at takaomi because he's a dramatic 12-yo.]

That is completely the point!

[bakaomi]

[ he swats at ray's hand

put that down. ]

[selfimmolates]

[why are you touching him, dID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO YET]

[bakaomi]

[ HE'S ALREADY COVERED IN SPARKLES IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE ]

[selfimmolates]

[THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT]

[bakaomi]

You need to warn people that this shit spreads!

[selfimmolates]

I didn't know! I wasn't expecting anyone to hug me out of the blue.

[bakaomi]

It wasn't out of the blue, it just seemed like the right moment.

[ to no one but himself. ]

[selfimmolates]

[takAOMI]

Yeah, and what exactly made it the right moment? I didn't take you for the mushy type.

[bakaomi]

[ there's a pause, like he actually has to stop and think about this. ]

It just was?

[ he somehow sounds both confident in his answer and also not. ]

[selfimmolates]

... I think you might want to get your head checked. We have a doctor around here, right?

[bakaomi]

That Jude guy.

[ well

it said he has medical knowledge, so takaomi assumes that means he knows how to also use it. ]

[selfimmolates]

Yup, him. I'm sure he'd be happy to consult you on your... urges.

[bakaomi]

Oi. You really didn't have to word it like that.

[selfimmolates]

Oh? How should I have worded it?

[bakaomi]

For someone who is supposedly smart you sure like to play dumb.

[selfimmolates]

I'm five, remember?

[bakaomi]

And getting more annoyingly younger by the day.

[selfimmolates]

Meanwhile, I guess you're at the age where you can't help your urges.

[bakaomi]

[ skgjdskgjds ]

Hey, I have an idea. Maybe if I throw you into the pool the feathers will fall off?

[selfimmolates]

[ :/ ]

Too late, already tried that. Also, I don't think you want to be seen trying to drown a kid.

[bakaomi]

It's teaching you how to swim.