majima

[bakaomi]

:/

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[bakaomi]

Mm. He's pretty great, and not enough people visit him.

[haw]

[ pause ]

Thought ya were goin' steady with Senri-kun?

[bakaomi]

[ flklgjdsgd ]

Shut up! Merriment has just done a lot for me!!

[haw]

Ya gotta admit, ya set yerself up for that one.

[bakaomi]

Ugh.

No I didn't.

[haw]

Whatever ya say!

[ casual shrug! ]

Toss me one of those Joy-cons already.

[bakaomi]

[ SIGHS

he hands it over ]

[haw]

[ hell yes ]

Ready to get yer ass kicked?

[bakaomi]

Ha. Pretty confident.

[ he was going to add more to that but does not ]

[haw]

[ just

shoots him this look as the intro screen plays ]

[bakaomi]

What? I didn't say anything.

[haw]

Ya don't need to.

[ press + you player 1 fuck ]

[bakaomi]

[ be patient bitch this is why bayonetta is never gonna step on you ]

Tch.

[haw]

[ that's fine he's already got the lohl (love of his life) ]

All right, calm down, shitlord.

[bakaomi]

What am I even calming down for?

[haw]

The "tch" thing. Yer soundin' like Uchiha.

[bakaomi]

...

Never say that again. Gross.

[haw]

What? He does it all the time.

[bakaomi]

I don't want to be told I sound like him.

[haw]

Uh, then don't do it?

[ they're at character select now because i said so and also this is his preferred bayo costume thanks ]

[bakaomi]

[ he chooses zelda. :/ ]

I say it all the time, I'm not changing my whole speech pattern for some constipated ninja.

[haw]

[ ... ok that gets a genuine chuckle out of him. they should've just shat on sasuke from the beginning??

also as soon as the match starts he just starts spamming taunts ]

[bakaomi]

[ ............

he watches for 0.5 seconds before having zelda slam into bayo because fuck you ]

[haw]

[ I HATE THIS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BAYO WHY DIDN'T I HAVE HIM CHOOSE SHEIK

enjoy a lot of demon limbs ig ]

[bakaomi]

[ BITCH I LITERALLY ONLY PLAY KIRBY I DON'T KNOW SHIT EITHER

look ]