majima

[bakaomi]

:/

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[haw]

[ and majima listened to the entire thing and was probably super into it, probably at some point he sat down and started chillin against the wall ]

Ya sure know a lot about video games... I'm jealous. [ he sighs ] Kinda bums me out that I gotta wait twenty or thirty years for games to get this advanced when we all get sent home...

[bakaomi]

Oh...

[ hm. ]

Maybe Merriment might let you take something home?

[haw]

Haw? Why Merriment-han?

[bakaomi]

The game room is his, you know.

[haw]

... Guess that makes sense, from a guy whose name is literally just a fancy word for fun.

[bakaomi]

Mm. He's pretty great, and not enough people visit him.

[haw]

[ pause ]

Thought ya were goin' steady with Senri-kun?

[bakaomi]

[ flklgjdsgd ]

Shut up! Merriment has just done a lot for me!!

[haw]

Ya gotta admit, ya set yerself up for that one.

[bakaomi]

Ugh.

No I didn't.

[haw]

Whatever ya say!

[ casual shrug! ]

Toss me one of those Joy-cons already.

[bakaomi]

[ SIGHS

he hands it over ]

[haw]

[ hell yes ]

Ready to get yer ass kicked?

[bakaomi]

Ha. Pretty confident.

[ he was going to add more to that but does not ]

[haw]

[ just

shoots him this look as the intro screen plays ]

[bakaomi]

What? I didn't say anything.

[haw]

Ya don't need to.

[ press + you player 1 fuck ]

[bakaomi]

[ be patient bitch this is why bayonetta is never gonna step on you ]

Tch.

[haw]

[ that's fine he's already got the lohl (love of his life) ]

All right, calm down, shitlord.

[bakaomi]

What am I even calming down for?

[haw]

The "tch" thing. Yer soundin' like Uchiha.

[bakaomi]

...

Never say that again. Gross.

[haw]

What? He does it all the time.

[bakaomi]

I don't want to be told I sound like him.

[haw]

Uh, then don't do it?

[ they're at character select now because i said so and also this is his preferred bayo costume thanks ]