majima

[bakaomi]

:/

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[bakaomi]

[ he just sighs ]

Who do you main on Smash?

[haw]

I like that chick with the hair and heel guns. She could kick my ass any day.

[bakaomi]

...

Bayonetta?

[haw]

Yeah, she's cool as hell.

[bakaomi]

Oh. Yeah, she is. I don't know if you've played the actual series she's from, but it's pretty enjoyable. It's not really a surprise that they decided to include her in the fighter lineup and--

[ he's going to keep talking like this so like

shut him up, probably ]

[haw]

[ unfortunately not

because he is also a serious gamer ]

[bakaomi]

[ i hate this

anyway this has been a fifteen minute monologue ]

--and that's why I'm really interested in how the third Bayonetta game will shake up the franchise, and I hope that they won't pull another Devil May Cry move on it. Reboots can be okay, but not every series needs one.

[haw]

[ and majima listened to the entire thing and was probably super into it, probably at some point he sat down and started chillin against the wall ]

Ya sure know a lot about video games... I'm jealous. [ he sighs ] Kinda bums me out that I gotta wait twenty or thirty years for games to get this advanced when we all get sent home...

[bakaomi]

Oh...

[ hm. ]

Maybe Merriment might let you take something home?

[haw]

Haw? Why Merriment-han?

[bakaomi]

The game room is his, you know.

[haw]

... Guess that makes sense, from a guy whose name is literally just a fancy word for fun.

[bakaomi]

Mm. He's pretty great, and not enough people visit him.

[haw]

[ pause ]

Thought ya were goin' steady with Senri-kun?

[bakaomi]

[ flklgjdsgd ]

Shut up! Merriment has just done a lot for me!!

[haw]

Ya gotta admit, ya set yerself up for that one.

[bakaomi]

Ugh.

No I didn't.

[haw]

Whatever ya say!

[ casual shrug! ]

Toss me one of those Joy-cons already.

[bakaomi]

[ SIGHS

he hands it over ]

[haw]

[ hell yes ]

Ready to get yer ass kicked?

[bakaomi]

Ha. Pretty confident.

[ he was going to add more to that but does not ]

[haw]

[ just

shoots him this look as the intro screen plays ]

[bakaomi]

What? I didn't say anything.

[haw]

Ya don't need to.

[ press + you player 1 fuck ]

[bakaomi]

[ be patient bitch this is why bayonetta is never gonna step on you ]

Tch.